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This is story how i,unfortunanetly,met my wife,Becca <3:

Me:*walking trough hospital* Geez,where is dat patients room?!

  • accidentaly goes in Basement to Becca's corridor*

Me: Huh?! Whats that dot in the distance?!

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Me:Its getting closer...



Becca: *swiftly* DON'T GET UP BEFORE SATURDAY!!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHH,GRANNY,IS THAT YOU?! HOW DID YOU FIND ME?! AHH,NO COOKIES PLEASE *shakes*

Becca:*seriously? face* Chill down Mr.oval,im not your granny.....im Becca,the "nurse" of this place

Me:O-o-o-o-kay,but my granny was here,when will she come back,i saw here down here...

Becca:I know,she will come out for 10 hours......11 if i eat those fries....

Me: Okay....btw why do you wear black and say that....saturday phrase...

Becca:Black chlotes,Becca,Saturday,whats not clear to you?

Me.Okay...why are your arms always up???

Becca:You tell me...

Me:And why dont you have eyes and how can you see?!

Becca: Wanna slap in your face? Today you ask for one,and you get 2 more for free!

Me:No thanks,i got enough from mom...

Becca:Okay,ummm,wanna hang out sometimes?

Me:Sure!

Becca:*slaps me* Where are your manners?! MAN asks LADY to hang out sometimes,not opposite!

Me:But with your Saturday power we can change tradition,muhaha!

Becca:*slaps me again* look,i dont have whole night,yes or no?

Me:Omg,yes! *kisses her*

Becca:*slaps me again* i said....NOT BEFORE WE ARE MARRIED!

Me:Okay...

Becca:I need to go to toilet,i will be right back!

(20 minutes later)

Becca:Jeez,that took forever without toilet paper...

Me:Okay,lets go to beefy's,i heard that they have big burgers on sale...

Becca: *kisses me* you know what a female likes ^_^

Me:Yeah...heh...i do..

EPILOGUE:

Grandma:*stuck in toilet* Hello!!! Somebody!!!Anybody?!

Carl:*enters* haba,haba,im in trouble *wink*

Grandma:Wait,wha?

Carl:*enters and closes the door*

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